derpes:
what if rick perry’s entire campaign is just a joke and once elected he’ll break out a rad skateboard and grind the top of the white house while throwing out bags of weed to his fellow americans with best coast playing in the distance on a boombox
(via nohetero)

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Battlefield 3 fucking sucks, I don’t know why anyone would recommend this to me.
stayflyyyg:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
(Source: ventisette, via quinsee)

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